Friday, March 19, 2010

Carlton Cole gunning for Sport Relief

This weekend Barclays are to donate £1,000 for every goal scored and
an extra £500 for every shot on target.

The Sport Relief aid is one of the UK's biggest fundraising events, it
runs from Friday 19 until Sunday 21 March. All the proceeds garnered
will be forwarded to the needy across the UK and the World's poorest

Our underachieving cousin's (West Ham) goal poacher Carlton Cole, has
revealed his desire to score against the Gunners at the Emirates to
support Sport Relief.

"I am sure every player in the Premier League is happy to be helping
Sport Relief," The England international told his club's official
site. "It is nice to try and give something back and hopefully raise
lots of money for a very good cause."

How touching! Don't worry chap - we understand, but we've got an idea.
We'll help Sport Relief, the only disadvantage is the undeniable fact
that you guys will be at the recieving end.

Come on Gunners. Let's hustle, and make some money by banging in the
goals to support this noble cause.